Our poor new President has a terrible
luck. Since he closed our big, beautiful American doors to all immigrants from
shithole countries, he has been doing his utmost to charm Swedish folks through
our gates. To no avail…
TNT, your
truly “True News neTwork (TNT)”, revealed some time ago that these treasonous Swedes have laughted at our very,
very generous offer.
So, our poor new President has decided to
turn to an old friend that sent us hundreds of thousands of poverty stricken,
persecuted souls, suckers and jailbirds many hundred years ago: Britland ! With disastrous results. Here
is what a treasonous bunch of British scientists from the National History
Museum sent him after our poor new President had returned the already very,
very, very generous gift from Prime Minister May who visits dumps oftentimes since Brexit : a functioning and solid gold
toilet the Guggenheim had tossed to a trash pile.
The guys from the National History Museum sent him as a primer a clay copy of the typical British emigrant 10,000 years ago. Yes, indeed, he has very blue eyes and dark, dark, very dark skin ! Should certificates from certified barbers be required in order to cross successfully our big and beautiful gates?
The guys from the National History Museum sent him as a primer a clay copy of the typical British emigrant 10,000 years ago. Yes, indeed, he has very blue eyes and dark, dark, very dark skin ! Should certificates from certified barbers be required in order to cross successfully our big and beautiful gates?
TNT *, your truly “True News neTwork (TNT)”, also reports that the treasonous British scientists were also laughting their asses off.
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